I read somewhere that men are mean and selfish, is it true? Look when you chips funga a pretty light skinned lass in a club because of her cheap makeup and mtumba dress code, dude you’ve got to fully accept the whole package regardless of its flaws. In most cases, your chipo deal turns out to be a tragedy when you decide to explore what was covered by that see-me-through figure-hugging dress. Just appreciate what she has, don’t be like;
1. Your b00bs are oversized!
That could be true, but you can put it across in a way that will not hurt her feelings. Remember, what made you fall head over heal for her was that ample torso, garnished by a titillating cleavage that gave you an instant hard-on. Cover the face and fire the base omera.
2.Si utameza tu E-pills.
This is the last thought that should cross the mind of a sober man who is humane. You shamelessly say this to her like it were going to pee just cause you are pressed. Sincerely speaking, asking a girl to take birth control pills is so demeaning and cruel; humtakii maisha in short, and you just wanna use her for your own good. Even if you are paying her for a quickie please mind about her future life in marriage.
3.We ni mtaro!
You have no right whatsoever to brand a girl such a term. Just became your shuma can’t fit in perfectly, does not make her a mtaro. Funny how you declare that her asset has been overused when you have literally dipped yours in more than fifty cherry pies in less than a month. Look who is talking! If you are a pathetic shagmate, visit a Tanzanian witchdoctor to restore your abilities, don’t blame an innocent soul for your eternal weakness.
4. Your nunu is smelly.
Just so you know, it has a natural smell that every lass identifies with. When you opt to shag a smelly honeypot, that’s your problem It’s not like she was to warn you before you devoured her mercilessly. There are two options. either take it or leave it, keep comments to yourself.
You must have heard that too much cabbage and potatoes make girls watery.Usiulize wapi. When your chips funga is trickling with juices even before your hand disappears into her pants, it’s an assurance that you won’t have to make out for a whole half an hour for her body to respond to your stimulus. Just shut up and slam that manhood in. It’s a quickie for Pete’s sake!