Being a Kenyan makes you ambitious and very obsessive in the sense that you wanna be the first to find out and try out before that thing loses its oomph. With the hype that social media gives situations, you’d be a lost sheep if you had no idea what is really trending. Last time I checked, someone was roasting Betty Kyalo for innocently asking KDF ni nini on social media.What followed were millions of hilarious memes that made virtually everyone who knew nothing about KDF, develop a keen interest.But I know some ignorant people out there still have no clue KDF ni nini. Here is a list of products that have thrown Kenyans into a frenzy.
Samantha-The s3x doll
Men are out here all happy and thrilled that for once, they gonna have fun without footing bills for hair, rent, expensive dates. Samantha is here to keep them warm and fully satisfied.There is more to that, Samantha is no bimbo, she is mobile and can relate to humans. For a moment, Kenyan women felt threatened, but Kenyan men are broke and stingy to spend some good cash on importing some sex doll.They love real stuff.
Don’t even think soldiers slaying Al Shabaab militants in Somali.Think food, kimandazi kikubwa.Yes KDF was such a Messiah during Njanuary when our pockets were far from hefty thanks to the heavy spending on Christmas season. Just two of this big maandazis with a cup of Turungi two times a day is enough to hit hunger a good on in the gut.Team KDF for life.
NEMA just knew where to hit us right and in a matter of time, we were all feeling the effect of banning plastic bags.That evening when you leave work and pass by Mama Mboga only to serve you sikumawiki in some soaky paper and you go home cursing her for playing by the rules and NEMA for being so inconsiderate.So you have to buy those alternatives that are so translucent and lose shape after a day or two or walk around with several dishes to avoid going home hungry. Everyone was in a crisis, but us being us, the ban finally took a toll on us and we finally bend to the rules.
That milking jelly your Shosh’s shamba boy uses to milk her flock became a thing after several women in Kilimani mum’s group claimed that it’s better than other brands like Nivea and Vaseline when it comes to skincare and softening.Even governor Sonko said that his family uses Arimis! I bet every lady has her Arimis in handy.
You wanna make your partner have some extra good time in bed, there you have it. Strepsils was a thing until people became creative and decided to explore other alternatives.That mint in tropical sweets is said to be magical.Ever since the same woman on Kilimani Mum’s group tried this trick and it worked, every other person is out there trying it on themselves.Wow, someone somewhere is making millions and producing more tropicals.
Instead of to transforming your face with thick layers of makeup just to look more lights, and hide those pimples.Kenyan women are using Colgate maximum capacity cavity protection to get rid of black spots, pimples and improve the facial complexion. Rather than buy a cheap and harmful product on River road, they had resorted to something they can trust.From what o I hear, it works.
This business was booming, with one egg costing more than a quarter kgs beef. The nutrients were said to be tenfold. They said it worked best for grannies cause, so they had orders for thousands of these eggs.Money was coming, buyers increasing, everyone trying their hands until something happened.And the market crashed hard.