Ever figured out why your partner has a weird password that is very lengthy? With the rampant abuse of social media, everyone prefers to keep their skeletons well locked in the cupboards lest they are trolled on ruthlessly by twitter bigwigs and Facebook fanatics. Sincerely speaking, no one wishes to be dragged into the hall of shame, but did you know there is more to the coded passwords than a mere private life?
Day in day out, seven out ten couples are busy with their hands on their smartphones keyboards, sexting ( sending sexual texts and images) a third party which leads to compromising situations like meeting up and having sex behind their partners back. Just so you know, your partner could be seated in the living room feigning to catch up with Jeff Koinange Live, while you are busy in the kitchen burning your hands trying to cook him a decent meal, only to learn later that he was busy hitting on a Corazon next door with flirtatious text messages. When you check in some minutes later, he blatantly lies that he was betting.
Usikaee tu ndee. Dude, your chique could be seeing a toothless Italian tycoon somewhere in Malindi, who uses Viagra to pump his manhood back to life so as to have value for his money, while you are seated there. Your untamed ego sabotages your mind such that you are too proud to notice that she has upped her game with countless excuses.
He is obsessed with big tits and booties. Every time he comes across a Kim Kardashian nude photos, he will definitely have them flood his gallery. He probably hasn’t gotten over his ex; he still has some graphic photos of them days when they could screw a good one and record themselves. When you go nuts at him just because he didn’t call you as he had promised, these photos bring back the sweet past making him regret why he lusted on you.
She cannot openly confess about her love for p0rn and masturbation because you will be quick to dismiss her and go ranting and raving on social media about it. She obviously has some materials with her which she would not wish to let you know about if you are that staunch Christian boyfriend. You don’t need to try imagining that.
5.The villainous guy.
Blind dates are damn common today than before. When you meet a Naija man cruising in a Mercedes Benz around town, with an automated thumbs up fashion status and a group of highly influential buddies in town, you do cares how he got money. How to secure a huge chunk of his efforts is what rings in your head. My friend, you don’t want to be tortured by makarao explaining to them that he is a drug peddler or a wanted criminal yet you had no idea of his clandestine mission.
So before you get swept off your feet by lies that bind, ”I got some private business documents that have to be protected from the public, so I must have a password,” bear in mind that there could be more to that.